Friday
Middle Name Pride Day! You're suppose to tell three people what your middle name is today. Or, better yet, use your middle name to come up with your porn name: Middle Name + First Pet's Name = Your Porn Name.
Saturday
International Fanny Pack Day! Wear 'em with pride, dad!
Sunday
Daylight Saving Time begins at 2am! Spring forward and be exhausted tomorrow. Also, it's Check Your Batteries Day in your smoke detector.
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What used to take 7 years, now takes only 3! (insert blog address)
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3-Year Glitch!
What we used to think of as a 7-year itch, is now known as a 3-year glitch, according to a new survey. A study of 2,000 couples, which coincides with a new movie called "Hall Pass," found most couples start to really get on each other's nerves at the 3-year mark.
It's about the 36-month mark when stress levels increase and couples start to take each other for granted. At that point, those small irritants, which used to be harmless, are now a big deal.
Arguments pop up more and more -- an average of 2.7 hours every week! That's 5.4 days of conflict over the course of a year!
The survey says couples are now starting to take 'solo' holidays away from each other... which, coincidentally, is the premise of the movie which opens this weekend! Imagine that timing! Owen Wilson and Jason Sudekis play two married men given permission for a 'one week no rules' getaway from their wives.
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10 ways to instantly kill the passion!
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10 Passion Killers
A recent survey found we have a lot in common when it comes to passion roadblocks. Some are big, some are small, but we all have that one thing that will stop romance in its tracks! #1 on this list is weight gain or lack of exercise. Others include lack of romance, getting too drunk, stray toe nails, and snoring. Here's the full list:
The top 10 everyday passion killers...
1.Weight gain/lack of exercise 13%
2.Money & Spend thriftiness 11%
3.Anti social working hours 10%
4.Hygiene issues (personal cleanliness) 9%
5.In Laws and extended family seeing too much/too little of 9%
6.Lack of romance (sex, treats etc) 8%
7.Alcohol - drinking too much 7%
8.Snoring & anti social bedtime habits 6%
9.Lapsed fashion sense - losing touch with fashion & wearing the same old underwear & clothes 4%
10.Bathroom habits failing to lock doors, stray nails cuttings, cleaning up etc 4%
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She's blaming her job for putting on 10 pounds...find out where she works!
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Overheard during a quick stop at Starbucks:
Cuttin' Cake
Friday
- Bobby McFerrin (61)
- Cheryl Lynn (54)
- Johnny Knoxville (40)
Saturday
- Liza Minelli (65)
- James Taylor (63)
- Al Jarreau (71)
Sunday
- Dana Delany (55)
- Adam Calyton (U2 51)
- William H Macy (61)
Primetime Weekend!
Friday
ABC: Supernanny (NEW), Primetime: What Would You Do?, 20/20 (NEW)
CBS: The Defenders (NEW), CSI: NY (NEW), Blue Bloods (NEW)
NBC: Who Do You Think You Are?, Dateline (2 hrs)
FOX: Kitchen Nightmares (NEW), Fringe (NEW)
CW: Smallville, Supernatural
Saturday
ABC: Wipeout, Rascal Flatts: Nothing Like This (NEW), Secret Millionaire
CBS: NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, 48 Hrs (NEW)
NBC: Harry's Law, Law & Order: Los Angeles, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
FOX: Cops (NEW), Cops, America's Most Wanted (NEW)
Sunday
ABC: Secret Millionaire (NEW), Desperate Housewives, Brothers & Sisters
CBS: The Amazing Race (NEW), Undercover Boss (NEW), CSI: Miami (NEW)
NBC: America's Next Great Restaurant (NEW), The Celebrity Apprentice (NEW 2hrs)
FOX: The Simpsons (NEW), Bob's Burgers (NEW), Family Guy (NEW), The Cleveland Show (NEW)
Gotta See This?
I think 99% of neighbor fights all boil down to dog poop. So who do you side with? The man, or the dog owner?
Did You Know...
...that half the people you work with have thought about quitting in the last 6 months? Nearly 50% of workers have thought about ditching their jobs, and 21% have applied for something new, according to a new survey. #1 reason? Money!
Joke of the Day
*WARNING: LAWYER JOKE* *WARNING: LAWYER JOKE* *WARNING: LAWYER JOKE* *WARNING: LAWYER JOKE* *WARNING: LAWYER JOKE*
A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor. It's so large they have to do a brain transplant.
His doctor gives him a choice of available brains. There's a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce, and a jar of lawyer brains for the sum of $800 an ounce.
The outraged lawyer says: "This is a rip off! Why are the lawyer brains are so damned expensive?"
The doctor replies: "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?"
*I warned you!*
Surf This!
Decide on a Date helps you create an event with your friends. "No more back and forth. We do all the dirty work. Just enter the event details and click create." That's their pitch... give it a try here
Doggie Bag (this and that)
Flossy McHookerpants gets a free year of Glamour... funny. Go
Julianne Moore to play Sarah Palin in HBO movie Go
A Chinese-American man in Hawaii has been named the happiest person in the United States. He's 69 with children, nice living, and a wife of 35-years. Plus he lives in Hawaii, the happiest state in the U.S. "You need to interject humour into your life. If you can't laugh at yourself, then life is going to be very hard on you." Go
Men try... really try... to not cheat. Go
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