Monday February 14th 2011Happy... um... what's happening today? DANG! Did I forget Valentines Day...AGAIN? Today is also World Marriage Day, National Donor Day and Read to Your Child Day.
Tease It (twitter/facebook/show)
Did you know they actually sell (these) at K Mart? We know because a women actually tried to steal one! (insert blog address)
Blog It!
Blue Light Engagement
A woman was arrested in Okaloosa County, FL, for allegedly stealing a 10 karat diamond engagement ring from... K-Mart. The store's loss prevention officer told police the $1400 ring was stolen by a store employee, who later returned it. Teresa Williams was arrested and charge with grand theft.
Dang, I had no idea you could buy engagement rings at K-Mart. I just checked Walmart's site to discover they sell 'em, too! In fact, the best seller is a 1/2 carat square diamond for $250!
Tease It! (twitter/facebook/blog)
Men think (this) makes them look sexy...women, well, don't. (insert blog address)
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Um...No
The elevator door opens, and in walks an attractive woman. Whatcha gonna do, big guy? Impress her by whipping out that Droid? Forget it. What you think makes you look cool, doesn't.
Even though about half of men in a new survey believe a smartphone makes them look sexy, only 36% of women agree. Of those 36%, most were under 35 years old. What about an ebook? Turns out we're still old school with most men and women finding it more alluring to see someone with an actual book than an iPad.
Cuttin' Cake
- Florence Henderson (77)
- Teller (of Penn and... 63)
- Pat O'Brien (63)
Primetime, Baby!
ABC: The Bachelor (NEW 2 hrs), Castle (NEW)
CBS: How I Met Your Mother (NEW), Mad Love (NEW), Two and a Half Men (NEW), Mike & Molly (NEW), Hawaii Five-0 (NEW)
NBC: Chuck (NEW), The Cap (NEW), Harry's Law (NEW)
FOX: House (NEW), The Chicago Code (NEW)
CW: 90210 (NEW), Gossip Girl (NEW)
Gotta See This
Forgotten 80's video games...
Did You Know...
...parents who want a baby born on 11-11-11 better buy a bottle of wine and light some candles tonight, because the next two weeks are prime-time for conception. The perfect day is this Friday, but since most babies aren't delivered on their due dates, you have some wiggle room (so to speak..snicker snicker). More detail here.
Joke of the Day
A famous cardiologist died, and everyone was gathered at his funeral. His coffin was displayed in front of a huge model heart.
When the minister finished his sermon and everyone said their goodbyes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed. Just at that moment, one of the mourners started laughing.
The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"
The mourner said: "Well, I was just thinking about my own funeral."
The man asked: "Well, what's so funny about that?"
And the mourner said: "I'm a proctologist."
Surf This!
If you, or someone you know, is knee deep in the stress of planning a wedding, check this out. Google started their own wedding planner. It's a free tool that helps you, in their words, "save time, stay organized and have fun while planning your big day." Create a wedding website, edit and post photos, and plan the "nuts and bolts" using Google Docs. Check it out here.Doggie Bag (this & that)
Scary -- Don't mean to scare ya, but if you have a baby monitor, read this...
We haven't found a cure for cancer, but we can invent a garter that texts if his girlfriend is unfaithful. Here's the story
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