Thursday, January 6th 2011


Today is for you Mr. or Mrs. Smith!  It's National Smith Day marking the birth of Captain John Smith in 1580.  There are supposedly 2.4 million Smiths in North America.  Today is also Schoolhouse Rock Day celebrating the premiere of the ABC-TV classic on this day in 1973 (Here's my favorite).  One more -- it's Wheel of Fortune Day marking the debut of the game show hosted by Chuck Woolery on this day in 1973.  Yep, Pat and Vanna didn't take over until 1981.  

Pop Quiz

Name That Smith!  I'll give you the clue, you give me the Smith...

He started his career as the Fresh Prince...
Will Smith

His daughter is quickly becoming famous with her first hit "Whip My Hair"...
Willow Smith

She became famous for many things, including marrying an 89 year old oil tycoon...
Anna Nicole Smith

This is the largest manufacturer of handguns in the United States...
Smith & Wesson

Brad and Angelina first met on the set of this movie...
Mr. and Mrs. Smith

This Smith is one of the best selling & most influential artists in contemporary Christian music...
Michael W. Smith

He became the all-time rushing leader during his 15-seasons in the NFL...
Emmitt Smith

Tease (for Facebook/Twitter/Show)

It sounds like the set up for a joke:  Why did the wife call the SWAT team on her husband... punchline: Because of his butt!  Let's sort it all out here (your blog address)

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Butt Dial Gone Way Wrong
We've all been butt dialed, right?  That's where you get a phone call from someone's cell phone that is stuck in their pocket or purse, which accidentally dialed your number.  Do you listen in?  

A woman in Winnetka, Illinois, panicked the other night when she got a butt dial call from her husband's phone.  She listened in and THOUGHT she heard the word "gun" several times during a muffled conversation.  Her husband is an administrative employee at the school district, so she immediately called police to inform them of a hostage situation.  The SWAT team raced to the scene -- 30 of them.  It didn't take long to determine there was nothing going on.  In fact, the husband wasn't even there -- he was driving home at the time talking out loud to himself.  Police interviewed both the man and woman and decided to not press charges.  

What's the craziest thing you ever heard during a butt-dialed phone call?

source

Tease

This pop star, her  boyfriend, AND her ex-husband -- all living under the same roof.  Can you guess who it is?  Find out (insert blog address)

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Awk-waaard
Get this -- TMZ reports that until Tuesday, Christina Aguilera's ex-hubby, Jordan Bratman, continued to live under the same roof as his ex-wife.  Worse -- her new boyfriend moved in, as well.  That's right, Christina, Jordan and new boyfriend Matt Rutler were all living together in Christina's (incredibly large) home.  A source reports that things were "getting really awkward."  Jordan had enough and moved out Tuesday.  

Can anyone relate, or even TOP that crazy living situation?

Tease


2 people won the Megamillions jackpot the other night, but is that the biggest jackpot EVER won in a lottery?  Nope!  Find out #1 (insert blog address)

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Sick Rich
Two winning tickets split the Mega Millions jackpot the other night.  One ticket was sold in Idaho, the other in Washington State.  The winners will split $380 million!  Is that the biggest jackpot ever?  It's close, but it's not #1.  Here are the top three (before the latest winners):

#3) $340 million (Powerball) in 2005.  It went to one family who spread the wealth 9 ways.

#2) $365 million (Powerball) in 2006.  Eight players at a ConAgra Foods plant in Lincoln, Neb pitched in to buy the winning ticket.  After the lump sum payout, each employee got $15.5 million.

#1) $390 million (Mega Millions) in 2007.  This is still the largest jackpot ever and it went to a couple in New Jersey who "retired immediately," and a truck driver in Georgia.

Get the other 7 records here


CelebrityBuzz

TMI:  Who does Gwyneth Paltrow call "an amazing kisser?"  That would be one Tom Cruise.  She told Rachel Ray:  "I did a little cameo once at the beginning of Austin Powers 3, I think it was, and I got to make out with Tom Cruise...He was an amazing kisser!" 

Yes...dating:  The Meg Ryan/John Mellencamp hookup appears to be real.  The two were spotted together yesterday taking in an exhibit at a museum, and Tuesday they were seen grocery shopping.  Yep, when you're shopping for eggs together, it's real.  

Quitting:  The Hollywood Reporter is saying Camille Grammer won't be returning for a second season of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills."  

Joining:  Look for another fabulous reality show starring a Kardashian.  This one will feature Khloe and her husband Lamar Odom in a new E! show called "Khloe & Lamar."  Terrific.  

Awards:  We love vampires, troubled rappers, and cranky doctors.  Four awards each went to  "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse," "House M.D.," and Eminem at the People's Choice Awards last night.  175 million votes were cast on social media and on the Internet, here are a few winners:

Best move:  "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
Favorite Movie Actress:  Kristen Stewart (Twilight)
Favorite Movie Actor: Johnny Depp (Alice in Wonderland)
Favorite TV Comedy: "Glee"
Favorite TV Drama: "House M.D."
Favorite Comedy Actress: Jane Lynch (Glee)
Favorite Comedy Actor: Neil Patrick Harris
Favorite New TV Shows: "Hawaii Five-O" and (blank) My Dad Says
Favorite Female Artist: Katy Perry
Best Country Artist: Taylor Swift
Best Talk Show Host: Conan O'Brien

Complete list of winners here

Great breakdown of last night's more awkward moments here

Cuttin' Cake Today

  • Bonnie Franklin (67)
  • Julie Chen (41)
  • Howie Long (51)

Primetime, Baby!

ABC: Wipeout (NEW), Grey's Anatomy (NEW), Private Practice (NEW)
CBS: The Big Bang Theory (NEW), (blank) My Dad Says (NEW), CSI (NEW), The Mentalist (NEW)
NBC: Community, 30 Rock, The Office, Outsourced, The Office, The Office
FOX: Million Dollar Money Drop (NEW), Bones
CW: The Vampire Diaries, Nikita

Gotta See This


VIDEO:  A classic in the making.  It's Josh Groban singing the Tweets of Kanye West... yo.  This is REALLY funny.  Check it out here

VIDEO:  This dog is being pursued by the Jamaican Bobsled team.  Or at least he should be... watch

Did You Know

A University of Michigan study found that men seem to prefer a woman who was dumped in her last relationship.  On the other hand, woman seem to prefer a man that did the dumping in HIS last relationship.  Why?  Cause we're just crazy, that's why.  Actually the researchers think they know, and you can read their brilliance in full here

Who Tweeted?

"Cigarettes are just like ferrets, perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and set it on fire..."

Was it:
  • Jerry Seinfeld
  • Taylor Swift
  • Ricky Martin

Answer:

Ricky Martin!

Joke of the Day

Little eight-year-old Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was doing, he asked: "What are you doing there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," Nancy sobbed. "And I've just buried him."

The obnoxious neighbor laughed and said condescendingly: "That's a really big hole for a little goldfish, don't you think?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth with her shovel and replied: "That's because he's inside your cat."

Surf This!

Can anyone tell me why this new site would be useful?  Check out HereIsMyStuff.com and decide why putting every item you own online for all the world to see is something that would be worth while.  Not even site itself can explain why you would want to do it.  This is from the FAQ section:

"What is the benefit of adding things here?
That is something you should be evaluating by yourself, we are just providing you a way to share and manage your stuff, If you think its a value add thanks, if you think its not :) Thanks again "

Nice...you can't even tell us why we'd use your site?  Enjoy your 15 minutes.  Check out HereIsMyStuff.com

Doggie Bag

  • Coffee + Electronics = HIJACK ALERT!  It happened to a United Airlines pilot who hit turbulence and spilled his coffee into the aircraft's radio equipment.  The result was the aircraft sending out the "We've been hijacked" signal.  Oops.  head here

  • World's oldest cat is ...wh wh WHAT?  39?  This cat was born before the Carter administration!  Read on


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