12.14.10 Tuesday!
11 days until Christmas! Yikes! Today is Deck the Halls and Buy a Tree Day. Of course, if you own a sweater featuring Santa or any of his reindeer, there's a good chance your house has been decorated since Thanksgiving. Which means you're free to COME OVER AND HELP ME!
Today is Opposites Attract Day! I'd suggest how to celebrate but I know you'd have something completely different in mind.
PhoneBuzz
As a guy, what's the absolute WORST thing to shop for? How about for women?
I was sent on a mission yesterday to pick out four picture frames that will be filled with pictures of the boy and sent off as gifts to the in-laws. I found myself staring at 3-billion frames in the store and feeling uncomfortably confused.
Picture frames. Not a guy's thing. Wood? Metal? Thick frame? Thin? How cheap can I go without looking cheap?
Here's the thing, I didn't care what the in-laws thought -- I cared about what the wife thought, because I didn't want to make a return trip! What is shopping hell for you, guys?
On the other hand, what is it women hate to shop for? Is there such a thing?
FaceBuzz
For Twitter/Facebook
The best list...of lists for 2010. Check out the best of the worst here (insert your blog address)
For your blog
The Top Internet Lists of 2010
The web is famous for lists. The top 20 (this), the top 10 (that), and the top five (who cares). Nerve.com compiled a list of the best (or worst) lists of 2010. Here are a few highlights:
- 109 Cats In Sweaters go!
- 23 Cheerful Ditties About Murder, Death, and the Apocalypse go! Prince's "1999" was #6 with this gem: “Everybody’s got a bomb, we can all die any day—oww! / But before I let that happen, I’ll dance my life away.”
- The 50 Worst States in America #1 is Arizona for their crackdown on illegal immigration go!
- 7 Terrifying Celebrity Face Swaps go! This list swaps the faces of two celebs in the same picture. Get it? No? Check it out
- 14 Pre-Gaga Meat Outfits go! From the meat suit to the meat bra to meat sneakers, we find out it has all been done before. Funny spoof list
- The 11 Best Nude Moments in Old-School Nintendo Games go! #1 is Taboo: The Sixth Sense. Taboo has the distinction of having the most blatant nudity of any game that was given the "Nintendo Seal of Approval" by the higher-ups. It'll rev up your pixels!
- 17 Best Invisible Cat Pictures go!
The rest of the list is here -- but warning to those sensitive to rotten language, there's a little of that (especially #1).
For Twitter/Facebook
How you know they're about to cheat on you here (insert your blog address)
For your blog
Signs That We Are Cheating
ItThing.com did a big article on the reasons behind cheating, and broke down the SIGNS to look out for if you suspect your partner is straying... here they are
Signs That We Are Cheating
10.) We stop confiding in you and stop seeking advice from you.
9.) We join the gym, go on a diet, try to improve our appearance.
8.) We start deleting all incoming emails when we used to let them accumulate
7.) We suddenly want more sex, more often.
6.) We seem less comfortable around you.
5.) We are emotionally disconnected.
4.) We appear to be confused and worried most of the time.
3.) We compensate our guilt by saying I love you more often.
2.) We are not so needy of your attention.
1.) Trust your gut! They say 85% of women, and 50% of men who feel their partner is cheating -- is correct. Yikes!
CelebrityTweets
If you haven't heard by now, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were married on Saturday at her dad's house. The dress was by Marchesa, the rings were by Neil Lane, and guests included Gwen Stefani, Sam Ronson, and an elephant. No word on why, but a giant elephant was there, but we do know that Reverend Run (of Run-DMC fame) married the two.
Elizabeth Hurley's 3-year marriage to Arun Nayar is pretty much over. She tweeted on Sunday that the two separated "a few months ago." Over the weekend a "News of the World" report claimed Hurley had an affair with a cricketer named Shane Warne. They even had pictures and video of the two kissing.
Nice to see cancer won't get in the way of a good squabble between ex's! Michael Douglas's ex-wife, Diandra, still wants half the money he earned doing "Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps." Even though they divorced in 1997, she's still entitled to money from any spinoffs to movies he made while they were married.
Gwyneth Paltrow says she'll be back on "Glee" playing substitute teacher Holly Holliday after her first appearance gave the Fox show a nice ratings kick. No word on when it will happen.
Miley Cyrus reflected in her memoir about all the times she was bullied and picked on in school, but a former school friend remembers it another way. "Miley is a liar who bullied girls," according to Nicole Mullen-Holm. She told Radar-Online that even though the two were friends, Miley "was still a brat." "Miley was a cheerleader and was with the 'in' crowd. She was never bullied in elementary or middle school. If anyone even touched her it would have been the end of the world. Her dad would own the school!" Read the rest here
You might want to sit down for this --- there will be a "Zoolander 2." Owen Wilson confirmed there is a "really good script" for the sequel to the 2001 hit.
Speaking of classics -- Liam Neeson will start filming "Taken 2" this spring. "Taken" was a sleeper hit when it debuted in theaters last year.
A little tip: If you see R&B singer Brandy at a restaurant, tell her you're a big fan. Eight girls at a table close to Brandy's in a New York restaurant couldn't stop telling her how much they loved her. On her way out, Brandy sang "Happy Birthday," and then picked up the $650 check.
Cuttin' Cake Today
- Vanessa Hudgens (22)
- Patty Duke (64)
- Cynthia Gibb (46 Susan "Suzi" Martin Wyatt Carter on the soap "Search For Tomorrow" from '81 to '83)
Birthday Quiz
Our birthday girl turns 22 today... and word is she just broke up with her old "High School" boyfriend... there's your hint. Here's another
Audio
Answer
Vanessa Hudgens! Eonline is reporting this morning that Vanessa broke it off with her old "High School Musical" boyfriend, Zac Efron. Nothing dramatic, reports her rep, the relationship just "ran its course."
Primetime, Baby!
ABC: I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown!, No Ordinary Family, Detroit 1-8-7
CBS: NCIS (NEW), NCIS: Los Angeles (NEW), The Good Wife (NEW)
NBC: Minute to Win It (NEW), The Biggest Loser (LIVE)
FOX: Glee, Glee
CW: The Vampire Diaries, The Vampire Diaries
Fun Stuff
Gotta See This
Yes, it's a lot of work for a prank. But it's the holiday season - you may as well make someone miserable.
Did You Know...
...that women SPEND MORE and feel MORE STRESSED about the holiday season than men. #1 cause of stress: Dealing with crowds while shopping. #2 is traffic and parking. #3 is money -- or lack of it. more here
Who Said It
"David will not be singing. We just encourage David to clap along."
– Tea Leoni, on Christmas caroling restrictions for her husband David Duchovny, to People magazine
Joke of the Day
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!"
The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife’s room.
About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith’s wife has just had triplets.
Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."
The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air." The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."
Surf This!
For Gmail users, a cool new app that takes email away until you have time to deal with it! Boomerang removes selected email and returns it when you have time to give it attention. The service will also let you send email at a later date. Write the message, schedule a time for delivery, and Boomerang takes over from there. Cool idea.
Doggie Bag
Study: Women are unhealthier than ever! More women than ever before are obese, diabetic, suffering from hypertension, ignoring routine screenings, and catching STD's. (in other words, you're becoming your worst nightmare -- MEN!) full article
Hey, you know that guy you met online? The one that says he's a doctor? Here he is on the way over to pick you up... look!
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<h2>12.14.10 Tuesday!</h2>
<div><b>11 days until Christmas! </b> Yikes! Today is <b>Deck the Halls and Buy a Tree Day</b>. Of course, if you own a sweater featuring Santa or any of his reindeer, there's a good chance your house has been decorated since Thanksgiving. Which means you're free to COME OVER AND HELP ME! </div>
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<div>Today is <b>Opposites Attract Day!</b> I'd suggest how to celebrate but I know you'd have something completely different in mind. </div>
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<h3>The Top Internet Lists of 2010</h3>
<div>The web is famous for lists. The top 20 (this), the top 10 (that), and the top five (who cares). Nerve.com compiled a list of the best (or worst) lists of 2010. Here are a few highlights:</div>
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<ul><li><b>109 Cats In Sweaters</b> <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/109-cats-in-sweaters" title="go!">go!</a><br>
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</li>
<li><b>23 Cheerful Ditties About Murder, Death, and the Apocalypse</b> <a href="http://www.avclub.com/articles/death-be-not-a-bummer-23-cheerful-ditties-about-mu,43207/" title="go!">go!</a> Prince's "1999" was #6 with this gem: “Everybody’s got a bomb, we can all die any day—oww! / But before I let that happen, I’ll dance my life away.”<br>
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</li>
<img align="right" height="150" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_HTgeYD8ngvk/TQbWwXIv1vI/AAAAAAAAIgA/rSzuXMnRg9I/121410%20cats.jpg"><li><b>The 50 Worst States in America</b> #1 is Arizona for their crackdown on illegal immigration <a href="http://www.gq.com/entertainment/humor/201010/50-worst-states-in-america#slide=1" title="go!">go!</a><br>
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</li>
<li><b>7 Terrifying Celebrity Face Swaps </b><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/b7d2421325/terrifying-celebrity-face-swaps" title="go!">go!</a> This list swaps the faces of two celebs in the same picture. Get it? No? Check it out<br>
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</li>
<li><b>14 Pre-Gaga Meat Outfits</b> <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/eixo/14-pre-gaga-meat-outfits-e9k" title="go!">go!</a> From the meat suit to the meat bra to meat sneakers, we find out it has all been done before. Funny spoof list<br>
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</li>
<li><b>The 11 Best Nude Moments in Old-School Nintendo Games</b> <a href="http://www.11points.com/Games/11_Best_Nude_Moments_in_Old_School_Nintendo_Games" title="go!">go!</a> #1 is Taboo: The Sixth Sense. Taboo has the distinction of having the most blatant nudity of any game that was given the "Nintendo Seal of Approval" by the higher-ups. It'll rev up your pixels!<br>
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</li>
<li><b>17 Best Invisible Cat Pictures</b> <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/bizzybee712/the-best-invisible-lolcat-pictures-k16" title="go!">go!</a></li></ul>
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<div><a href="http://www.nerve.com/web/the-best-internet-lists-of-2010" title="The rest of the list is here">The rest of the list is here</a> -- but warning to those sensitive to rotten language, there's a little of that (especially #1). </div>
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<h3><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight:normal"><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"><b>Signs That We Are Cheating</b></font></span></h3>
<div>ItThing.com did a big article on the reasons behind cheating, and broke down the SIGNS to look out for if you suspect your partner is straying... here they are</div>
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<div><b>Signs That We Are Cheating<br>
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<div>10.) We stop confiding in you and stop seeking advice from you.</div>
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<div>9.) We join the gym, go on a diet, try to improve our appearance.</div>
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<div>8.) We start deleting all incoming emails when we used to let them accumulate</div>
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<div>7.) We suddenly want more sex, more often.</div>
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<div>6.) We seem less comfortable around you.</div>
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<div>5.) We are emotionally disconnected.</div>
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<div>4.) We appear to be confused and worried most of the time.</div>
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<div>3.) We compensate our guilt by saying I love you more often.</div>
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<div>2.) We are not so needy of your attention.</div>
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<div>1.) Trust your gut! They say 85% of women, and 50% of men who feel their partner is cheating -- is correct. Yikes!</div>
<div><a href="http://itthing.com/why-men-and-women-cheat" title="full article">full article</a><br>
</div>
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<h2>CelebrityTweets</h2>
<div>If you haven't heard by now, <b>Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were married on Saturday</b> at her dad's house. The dress was by Marchesa, the rings were by Neil Lane, and guests included Gwen Stefani, Sam Ronson, and an elephant. <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20446876,00.html" title="No word">No word</a> on why, but a giant elephant was there, but we do know that Reverend Run (of Run-DMC fame) married the two. </div>
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<div><b>Elizabeth Hurley's 3-year marriage to Arun Nayar is pretty much over. </b> She <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/news/elizabeth-hurley-husband-announce-split-after-cheating-report-20101212" title="tweeted">tweeted</a> on Sunday that the two separated "a few months ago." Over the weekend a "News of the World" report claimed Hurley had an affair with a cricketer named Shane Warne. They even had pictures and video of the two kissing. </div>
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<div>Nice to see cancer won't get in the way of a good squabble between ex's! <b> Michael Douglas's ex-wife, Diandra, still wants half the money </b>he earned doing "Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps." Even though they divorced in 1997, <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/diandra_takes_her_case_west_PL4Zj2CdoCstZLrk72OR2L" title="she's still">she's still</a> entitled to money from any spinoffs to movies he made while they were married. </div>
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<div><b>Gwyneth Paltrow <a href="http://www.digitalspy.com/ustv/s57/glee/news/a292876/gwyneth-paltrow-to-reprise-glee-role.html" title="says">says</a> she'll be back on "Glee" </b>playing substitute teacher Holly Holliday after her first appearance gave the Fox show a nice ratings kick. No word on when it will happen. </div>
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<div><b>Miley Cyrus </b>reflected in her memoir about all the times she was bullied and picked on in school, but a former school friend remembers it another way. "<b>Miley is a liar who bullied</b> girls," according to Nicole Mullen-Holm. She <a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/12/exclusive-photos-interview-miley-cyrus-was-a-real-life-mean-girl-school-says" title="told">told</a> Radar-Online that even though the two were friends, Miley "was still a brat." "Miley was a cheerleader and was with the 'in' crowd. She was never bullied in elementary or middle school. If anyone even touched her it would have been the end of the world. Her dad would own the school!" Read the rest here </div>
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<div>You might want to sit down for this --- there will be a "<b>Zoolander 2." </b> Owen Wilson <a href="http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/owen-wilson-zoolander-2-coming-soon_1189372" title="confirmed">confirmed</a> there is a "really good script" for the sequel to the 2001 hit. </div>
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<div>Speaking of classics -- <b>Liam Neeson <a href="http://screencrave.com/2010-12-13/liam-neeson-confirmed-for-taken-2-tv-series-on-the-way/" title="will">will</a> start filming "Taken 2" this spring.</b> "Taken" was a sleeper hit when it debuted in theaters last year. </div>
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<div><b>A little tip</b>: If you see R&B singer <b>Brandy </b>at a restaurant, tell her you're a big fan. Eight girls at a table close to Brandy's in a New York restaurant couldn't stop <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/brandy_gift_LfvfjyGV5xQSVyV8VaJfAKhttp://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/brandy_gift_LfvfjyGV5xQSVyV8VaJfAK" title="telling">telling</a> her how much they loved her. On her way out, Brandy sang "Happy Birthday," and then picked up the $650 check. </div>
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<h3>Cuttin' Cake Today</h3>
<ul><li>Vanessa Hudgens (22)</li>
<li>Patty Duke (64)</li>
<li>Cynthia Gibb (46 Susan "Suzi" Martin Wyatt Carter on the soap "Search For Tomorrow" from '81 to '83)<br>
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</li></ul>
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<h2>Primetime, Baby!</h2>
<div><b>ABC</b>: I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown!, No Ordinary Family, Detroit 1-8-7</div>
<div><b>CBS</b>: NCIS (NEW), NCIS: Los Angeles (NEW), The Good Wife (NEW)</div>
<div><b>NBC</b>: Minute to Win It (NEW), The Biggest Loser (LIVE)</div>
<div><b>FOX</b>: Glee, Glee</div>
<div><b>CW</b>: The Vampire Diaries, The Vampire Diaries</div>
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<h2>Fun Stuff</h2>
<h3>Gotta See This</h3>
<div>Yes, it's a lot of work for a prank. But it's the holiday season - you may as well make someone miserable. </div>
<div><a href="http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=437_1291924459" target="_blank" title="watch">watch</a></div>
<a href="http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=437_1291924459" target="_blank" title="watch"><br>
<img height="150" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_HTgeYD8ngvk/TQbWwT1A_lI/AAAAAAAAIgE/IAAQUE_xvd8/121410%20prank.JPG"></a>
<h3>Did You Know...</h3>
<div>...that women SPEND MORE and feel MORE STRESSED about the holiday season than men. #1 cause of stress: Dealing with crowds while shopping. #2 is traffic and parking. #3 is money -- or lack of it. <a href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/4447801/Women-spend-and-stress-more-over-gifts" title="more here">more here</a></div>
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<h3>Who Said It </h3>
<div>"David will not be singing. We just encourage David to clap along."</div>
<div>– <b>Tea Leoni,</b> on Christmas caroling restrictions for her husband David Duchovny, to People magazine</div>
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<h3>Joke of the Day</h3>
<div>I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!"</div>
<br>
<div>The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife’s room.</div>
<br>
<div>About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith’s wife has just had triplets.</div>
<br>
<div>Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."</div>
<br>
<div>The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air." The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."</div>
<br>
<h3>Surf This!</h3>
<div>For Gmail users, a cool new app that takes email away until you have time to deal with it! <b>Boomerang removes selected email and returns it when you have time to give it attention. </b> The service will also let you send email at a later date. Write the message, schedule a time for delivery, and Boomerang takes over from there. Cool idea. </div>
<div><a href="http://www.boomeranggmail.com/" title="http://www.boomeranggmail.com/">http://www.boomeranggmail.com/</a></div>
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<h2>Doggie Bag</h2>
<div>Study: <b>Women are unhealthier than ever! </b> More women than ever before are obese, diabetic, suffering from hypertension, ignoring routine screenings, and catching STD's. <i> (in other words, you're becoming your worst nightmare -- MEN!)</i> <a href="http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/health/study-women-are-unhealthier-than-ever-2425475/;_ylt=AozbWnomEmjhkScPjPa9AD1abqU5" title="full article">full article</a></div>
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<div>Hey, you know that <b>guy you met online?</b> The one that says he's a doctor? Here he is on the way over to pick you up... <a href="http://www.holytaco.com/sippin-on-gin-n-juice/" target="_blank" title="look!">look!</a></div>
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12.14.10 Tuesday!
11 days until Christmas! Yikes! Today is Deck the Halls and Buy a Tree Day. Of course, if you own a sweater featuring Santa or any of his reindeer, there's a good chance your house has been decorated since Thanksgiving. Which means you're free to COME OVER AND HELP ME!
Today is Opposites Attract Day! I'd suggest how to celebrate but I know you'd have something completely different in mind.
The Top Internet Lists of 2010
The web is famous for lists. The top 20 (this), the top 10 (that), and the top five (who cares). Nerve.com compiled a list of the best (or worst) lists of 2010. Here are a few highlights:
- 109 Cats In Sweaters go!
- 23 Cheerful Ditties About Murder, Death, and the Apocalypse go! Prince's "1999" was #6 with this gem: “Everybody’s got a bomb, we can all die any day—oww! / But before I let that happen, I’ll dance my life away.”
- The 50 Worst States in America #1 is Arizona for their crackdown on illegal immigration go!
- 7 Terrifying Celebrity Face Swaps go! This list swaps the faces of two celebs in the same picture. Get it? No? Check it out
- 14 Pre-Gaga Meat Outfits go! From the meat suit to the meat bra to meat sneakers, we find out it has all been done before. Funny spoof list
- The 11 Best Nude Moments in Old-School Nintendo Games go! #1 is Taboo: The Sixth Sense. Taboo has the distinction of having the most blatant nudity of any game that was given the "Nintendo Seal of Approval" by the higher-ups. It'll rev up your pixels!
- 17 Best Invisible Cat Pictures go!
The rest of the list is here -- but warning to those sensitive to rotten language, there's a little of that (especially #1).
Signs That We Are Cheating
ItThing.com did a big article on the reasons behind cheating, and broke down the SIGNS to look out for if you suspect your partner is straying... here they are
Signs That We Are Cheating
10.) We stop confiding in you and stop seeking advice from you.
9.) We join the gym, go on a diet, try to improve our appearance.
8.) We start deleting all incoming emails when we used to let them accumulate
7.) We suddenly want more sex, more often.
6.) We seem less comfortable around you.
5.) We are emotionally disconnected.
4.) We appear to be confused and worried most of the time.
3.) We compensate our guilt by saying I love you more often.
2.) We are not so needy of your attention.
1.) Trust your gut! They say 85% of women, and 50% of men who feel their partner is cheating -- is correct. Yikes!
CelebrityTweets
If you haven't heard by now, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were married on Saturday at her dad's house. The dress was by Marchesa, the rings were by Neil Lane, and guests included Gwen Stefani, Sam Ronson, and an elephant. No word on why, but a giant elephant was there, but we do know that Reverend Run (of Run-DMC fame) married the two.
Elizabeth Hurley's 3-year marriage to Arun Nayar is pretty much over. She tweeted on Sunday that the two separated "a few months ago." Over the weekend a "News of the World" report claimed Hurley had an affair with a cricketer named Shane Warne. They even had pictures and video of the two kissing.
Nice to see cancer won't get in the way of a good squabble between ex's! Michael Douglas's ex-wife, Diandra, still wants half the money he earned doing "Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps." Even though they divorced in 1997, she's still entitled to money from any spinoffs to movies he made while they were married.
Gwyneth Paltrow says she'll be back on "Glee" playing substitute teacher Holly Holliday after her first appearance gave the Fox show a nice ratings kick. No word on when it will happen.
Miley Cyrus reflected in her memoir about all the times she was bullied and picked on in school, but a former school friend remembers it another way. "Miley is a liar who bullied girls," according to Nicole Mullen-Holm. She told Radar-Online that even though the two were friends, Miley "was still a brat." "Miley was a cheerleader and was with the 'in' crowd. She was never bullied in elementary or middle school. If anyone even touched her it would have been the end of the world. Her dad would own the school!" Read the rest here
You might want to sit down for this --- there will be a "Zoolander 2." Owen Wilson confirmed there is a "really good script" for the sequel to the 2001 hit.
Speaking of classics -- Liam Neeson will start filming "Taken 2" this spring. "Taken" was a sleeper hit when it debuted in theaters last year.
A little tip: If you see R&B singer Brandy at a restaurant, tell her you're a big fan. Eight girls at a table close to Brandy's in a New York restaurant couldn't stop telling her how much they loved her. On her way out, Brandy sang "Happy Birthday," and then picked up the $650 check.
Cuttin' Cake Today
- Vanessa Hudgens (22)
- Patty Duke (64)
- Cynthia Gibb (46 Susan "Suzi" Martin Wyatt Carter on the soap "Search For Tomorrow" from '81 to '83)
Primetime, Baby!
ABC: I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown!, No Ordinary Family, Detroit 1-8-7
CBS: NCIS (NEW), NCIS: Los Angeles (NEW), The Good Wife (NEW)
NBC: Minute to Win It (NEW), The Biggest Loser (LIVE)
FOX: Glee, Glee
CW: The Vampire Diaries, The Vampire Diaries
Fun Stuff
Gotta See This
Yes, it's a lot of work for a prank. But it's the holiday season - you may as well make someone miserable.
Did You Know...
...that women SPEND MORE and feel MORE STRESSED about the holiday season than men. #1 cause of stress: Dealing with crowds while shopping. #2 is traffic and parking. #3 is money -- or lack of it. more here
Who Said It
"David will not be singing. We just encourage David to clap along."
– Tea Leoni, on Christmas caroling restrictions for her husband David Duchovny, to People magazine
Joke of the Day
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!"
The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife’s room.
About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith’s wife has just had triplets.
Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."
The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air." The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."
Surf This!
For Gmail users, a cool new app that takes email away until you have time to deal with it! Boomerang removes selected email and returns it when you have time to give it attention. The service will also let you send email at a later date. Write the message, schedule a time for delivery, and Boomerang takes over from there. Cool idea.
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Study: Women are unhealthier than ever! More women than ever before are obese, diabetic, suffering from hypertension, ignoring routine screenings, and catching STD's. (in other words, you're becoming your worst nightmare -- MEN!) full article
Hey, you know that guy you met online? The one that says he's a doctor? Here he is on the way over to pick you up... look!
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