12.09.10 Thursday!

Today is Christmas Gift Memory Day!  This is the day to remember your all-time favorite Christmas gift.  What happened to it?  Today is also National Pastry Day, Christmas Card Day, and Homemade Gift Day.  Here's something for the Martha Stewart in all of us -- her ideas for homemade gifts.  Good luck with these...you'll need it.  


PhoneBuzz

Does anyone have a friend...who started dating your mom or dad?  

Sounds weird, I know, but it happens.  Take Oli Lyndale, for instance.  The 26-year old is just coming to accept the fact that his mother, India, is in love with his best friend, Theo.  

"Although I have known Theo since we were around 14 and I know he's a trustworthy man, it was very difficult to ­'welcome' him as Mum's boyfriend," Oli told the Daily mail.  

Mum and best friend started dating when Theo was 20 and she was 38, and seven years later they're still going strong.  What's the creepiest part about this story -- the age difference, or the fact mummy snatched her son's BFF?  


What kind of Christmas tree do you prefer?

- The themed tree with color-coordinated ornaments and lights that match the rest of the holiday decor in your home?



- Or the standing fire hazard holding giant colored bulbs and ornaments of every shape and size that go back 50 years.  It pretty much looks like the ghost of Christmas past threw up in your living room. 



While we're talking about trees, let's give it up for 85-year old Jean Eadie who has put up the same tree every year since 1928.  The widow from Scotland seems to think people don't value things they own quite as much as they should:  

"Everybody buys things and chucks them away, which they shouldn't do. I don't know why all you young people buy clothing, and the next thing I find, you've thrown it away and got a new one. That tree -- that's there. There's no reason for throwing it away."

FaceBuzz

Post this to Twitter/Facebook

Hey!  That great deal you got on mom's Coach handbag for Christmas probably means it's a knock off.  Check out the top 10 counterfeit items for the holidays here (insert your blog address

Post this to your blog

Top 10 Counterfeit Products For the Holidays!
You may want to think twice about those "Uggs" you're picking up at the flea market! 
SiteJabber.com put together this list based on the volume of complains registered by its users. 
 
1. UGGS
2. Coach handbags + leather items
3. Tiffany's
4. Athletic jerseys
5. Perfume
6. Nike sneakers (Air Yeezy and Air Jordans)
7. Ed Hardy and Juicy brands
8. Watches (Rolex, Omega, Tag Heur)
9. North Face
10. DVDs (especially box sets of TV series)

FaceBuzz

Post this to Twitter/Facebook

If you're heading out on a first date this weekend, check out the 7 restaurants you should avoid!  Head here (insert your blog address)

Post this on your blog

7 Types of Foods To Avoid On A First Date
Don't get me wrong, I love buffets.  I mean, I LOVE BUFFETS.  Endless fried chicken and mashed potatoes is what life is all about... unless you're trying to impress a date.  Guyism.com has 7 foods to avoid if you're trying to get to know each other this weekend:

7. Messy food (bbq ribs, spaghetti, nachos, etc)

6. Fast food (you suck if you take her to Arby's)

5. Burritos (this includes chili, Asian curries, and other foods that will fight your system the rest of the night -- get it?)

4. TV dinners (really?)

3. Buffets (After your four serving of apple pie, you're not the stud she thought you were)

2. Spinach (hello green teeth)

1. Onions ('nuff said)

CelebrityTweets

Why are all those trucks in front of Lionel Richie's house?  Oh, that's right, his daughter Nicole and Joel Madden will finally swap "I do's" this weekend.  Harlow will be the flower girl and a dance floor is being constructed over the pool.  There is only one strict rule -- NO DANCING ON THE CEILING.  Got it?  

Look for a Sheryl Crow cookbook in March.  "I really got interested in cooking when I got diagnosed with breast cancer almost five years ago in February. I learned a lot about nutrition because I wanted to be proactive in my cancer treatment and part of that for me was to know what I was putting into my body, immune boosting and such," she said.  

Oprah's in Australia.  Just thought you'd like to know. 

What is Angelina thinking at this exact moment?  "I love you too, Brad," or "I'm going to kill you later, Brad..."  Look

Beyonce gave her hubby a new car for his birthday.  It's a little beater called a Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport.  Jay-Z will be able to kick that thing from 0 to 60 in 2.5 seconds.  Price tag:  $2 million.  I can't WAIT until he has to put a baby-seat in the back of that thing.  

Ladies and gentleman...Katy Perry



Cuttin' Cake Today

  • Donny Osmond (52)
  • Beau Bridges (69)
  • John Malkovich (57)
  • Dick Van Patten (81)

Birthday Quiz

Our birthday boy, John Malkovich, is 57 today.  Name the movie he starred in with Bruce Willis

Audio


Answer

Red!  

Primetime, Baby!

ABC: Shrek the Halls, Disney Prep & Landing, A Barbara Walters Special: Oprah, The Next Chapter (NEW), Barbara Walters Presents the 10 Most Fascinating People of 2010 (NEW)
CBS: The Big Bang Theory (NEW), (Blank) My Dad Says (NEW), CSI (NEW), The Mentalist (NEW)
NBC: Community (NEW), 30 Rock (NEW), The Office (1 hr New), The Apprentice (NEW)
FOX: Bones (NEW), Fringe (NEW)
CW: The Vampire Diaries (NEW), Nikita (NEW)

Fun Stuff

Gotta See This

Uh oh... trouble at a Christmas parade in Richmond.  Click to see the horror that happened right in front of THE CHILDREN.  THE CHILDREN!  

Did You Know...

...the average American (you and me) have saved less than 7% of the money we'd like to sock away for retirement.  This means you need to start practicing this phrase:  "Welcome to Walmart.  Cart?"
"The love and what I feel inside, what we have accomplished – I don't know how to put it into words," Dion says. "It's bigger than life itself." 
-Celine Dion on life with her 6-week old twins.  People Magazine has the first photos. 

Joke Of the Day

A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.
The man said: "I was sitting behind a  woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that the tag on her shirt was out, so I put it back in. She turned around and punched me square in the eye."

"Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asked.

"Well," the man said: "I figured she didn't want it in, so I pulled it back out."

Surf This!

Got some down time and feel a little artsy?  Instead of sketching out a picture on your notepad, head here and do it online, with or without the help of others.  Dudlers.com is a social-doodling web app where you can create, share and explore doodles.  It's the most useless but fun website to come along in a while.  Check it out

Doggie Bag

Um... can anyone else spot what's extremely awkward about this picture?  

What your Facebook profile photo really says about you 

Hey, you have a nice day, too!  look



For your blogs!  

HTML if you know how to use it followed by Text-Only if you don't want the pretty pictures!


<h2><font class="Apple-style-span" size="4">12.09.10 Thursday!</font></h2>
<div>Today is <b>Christmas Gift Memory Day! </b> This is the day to remember your all-time favorite Christmas gift.  What happened to it?  Today is also <b>National Pastry Day, Christmas Card Day, and Homemade Gift Day. </b> <a href="http://www.marthastewart.com/photogallery/handmade-gifts-for-kids" id="lx9g" title="Here's something">Here's something</a> for the Martha Stewart in all of us -- her ideas for homemade gifts.  Good luck with these...you'll need it.  <br>
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<img align="right" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_HTgeYD8ngvk/TQAzbHikHcI/AAAAAAAAIes/-N-f_KSzNQo/120910%20oli.JPG">
<h3><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3">Does anyone have a friend...who started dating your mom or dad? &nbsp;</font></h3>
<div>Sounds weird, I know, but it happens. &nbsp;Take Oli Lyndale, for instance. &nbsp;The 26-year old is just coming to accept the fact that his mother, India, is in love with his best friend, Theo. &nbsp;</div>
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<div>"Although I have known Theo since we were around 14 and I know he's a trustworthy man, it was very difficult to ­'welcome' him as Mum's boyfriend," Oli told the Daily mail. &nbsp;</div>
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<div>Mum and best friend started dating when Theo was 20 and she was 38, and seven years later they're still going strong. &nbsp;What's the creepiest part about this story -- the age difference, or the fact mummy snatched her son's BFF? &nbsp;</div>
<div><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1334856/The-mother-fell-love-sons-best-friend-nearly-destroyed-family.html" id="ctky" title="story">story</a></div>
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<h2><font class="Apple-style-span" size="4">What kind of Christmas tree do you prefer?</font></h2>
<div>- The themed tree with color-coordinated ornaments and lights that match the rest of the holiday decor in your home?</div>
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<img height="150" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_ea-sB1ukX8U/SWPW_4kcQWI/AAAAAAAADlo/547eR_cAPdM/s512/CRW_2296.jpg"><br>
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<div>- Or the standing fire hazard holding giant colored bulbs and ornaments of every shape and size that go back 50 years.  It pretty much looks like the ghost of Christmas past threw up in your living room. </div>
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<img height="150" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_Dt7lQFXCjR8/SXpQ9kF3aNI/AAAAAAAAQts/bFitqD3o3tA/s512/IMG_2139.jpg"><br>
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<img align="right" height="100" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_HTgeYD8ngvk/TQAzbQD2kVI/AAAAAAAAIe0/vvoy8oPx_XU/120910%20tree.jpg">
<div>While we're talking about trees, let's give it up for 85-year old Jean Eadie who has put up the same tree every year since 1928. &nbsp;The widow from Scotland seems to think people don't value things they own quite as much as they should: &nbsp;</div>
<br>
<div>"Everybody buys things and chucks them away, which they shouldn't do. I don't know why all you young people buy clothing, and the next thing I find, you've thrown it away and got a new one. That tree -- that's there. There's no reason for throwing it away."</div>
<div><a href="http://www.treehugger.com/files/2010/12/woman-has-used-the-same-christmas-tree-every-year-since-1928.php" id="zr60" title="story">story</a></div>
<br>
<div>
<h3><b>Top 10 Counterfeit Products For the Holidays!</b></h3>
You may want to think twice about those "Uggs" you're picking up at the flea market! </div>
<div>SiteJabber.com put together this list based on the volume of complains registered by its users. </div>
<div> </div>
<div>1. UGGS</div>
<div>2. Coach handbags + leather items</div>
<div>3. Tiffany's</div>
<div>4. Athletic jerseys</div>
<div>5. Perfume</div>
<div>6. Nike sneakers (Air Yeezy and Air Jordans)</div>
<div>7. Ed Hardy and Juicy brands</div>
<div>8. Watches (Rolex, Omega, Tag Heur)</div>
<div>9. North Face</div>
<div>10. DVDs (especially box sets of TV series)</div>
<div><a href="http://consumerist.com/2010/12/here-are-the-most-counterfeited-products-for-the-holidays.html" id="kwu1" title="source">source</a></div>
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<h3><b>7 Types of Foods To Avoid On A First Date</b></h3>
<div>Don't get me wrong, I love buffets. &nbsp;I mean, I LOVE BUFFETS. &nbsp;Endless fried chicken and mashed potatoes is what life is all about... unless you're trying to impress a date. &nbsp;Guyism.com has 7 foods to avoid if you're trying to get to know each other this weekend:</div>
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<div>7. <b>Messy food</b> (bbq ribs, spaghetti, nachos, etc)</div>
<div><br>
6. <b>Fast food</b> (you suck if you take her to Arby's)</div>
<div><br>
5. <b>Burritos </b>(this includes chili, Asian curries, and other foods that will fight your system the rest of the night -- get it?)</div>
<div><br>
4.<b> TV dinners</b> (really?)</div>
<div><br>
3. <b>Buffets </b>(After your four serving of apple pie, you're not the stud she thought you were)</div>
<div><br>
2. <b>Spinach</b> (hello green teeth)</div>
<div><br>
1. <b>Onions </b>('nuff said)</div>
<div><a href="http://guyism.com/lifestyle/foods-to-avoid-on-a-first-date.html" id="ao1m" title="source">source</a><br>
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</div>
<h2><font class="Apple-style-span" size="4">CelebrityTweets</font></h2>
<div>Why are all those trucks in front of Lionel Richie's house?  Oh, that's right, his daughter <b>Nicole and Joel Madden will finally swap "I do's" this weekend.</b>  Harlow <a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/12/exclusive-nicole-richies-wedding-weekend-will-be-small-with-romantic-vibe" id="nwtz" title="will be">will be</a> the flower girl and a dance floor is being constructed over the pool.  There is only one strict rule -- NO DANCING ON THE CEILING.  Got it?  </div>
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<div>Look for a <b>Sheryl Crow cookbook in March</b>.  "I really got interested in cooking when I got diagnosed with breast cancer almost five years ago in February. I learned a lot about nutrition because I wanted to be proactive in my cancer treatment and part of that for me was to know what I was putting into my body, immune boosting and such," she <a href="http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/216208/Crow-releasing-cookbook/" id="uc5c" title="said">said</a>.  </div>
<br>
<div><b>Oprah's in Australia</b>.  Just <a href="http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/television/australians-pay-for-oprah-winfrey-show-but-are-kept-in-dark/story-e6frfmyi-1225967299382" id="f-nn" title="thought">thought</a> you'd like to know. </div>
<br>
<div>What is<b> Angelina thinking at this exact moment? </b> "I love you too, Brad," or "I'm going to kill you later, Brad..."  <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/bun_fun_for_pitt_mitt_eI7LnR68grTrbdE7VBwv2M" id="uyx8" target="_Blank" title="Look">Look</a></div>
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<div><b>Beyonce <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3265223/Beyonce-buys-Jay-a-13m-Bugatti.html?OTC-RSS&amp;ATTR=Bizarre" id="y.nc" title="gave">gave</a> her hubby a new car for his birthday. </b> It's a little beater called a Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport.  Jay-Z will be able to kick that thing from 0 to 60 in 2.5 seconds.  Price tag:  $2 million.  I can't WAIT until he has to put a baby-seat in the back of that thing.  </div>
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<div>Ladies and gentleman...<b>Katy Perry</b></div>
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<img height="250" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_HTgeYD8ngvk/TQAzbNwB2NI/AAAAAAAAIew/2WA1Mcx9qLA/s512/120910%20katy.jpg"><br>
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<h2><font class="Apple-style-span" size="4">Cuttin' Cake Today</font></h2>
<ul><li>Donny Osmond (52)</li>
<li>Beau Bridges (69)</li>
<li>John Malkovich (57)</li>
<li>Dick Van Patten (81)</li></ul>
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<br>
<h2><font class="Apple-style-span" size="4">Primetime, Baby!</font></h2>
<div><b>ABC</b>: Shrek the Halls, Disney Prep &amp; Landing, A Barbara Walters Special: Oprah, The Next Chapter (NEW), Barbara Walters Presents the 10 Most Fascinating People of 2010 (NEW)</div>
<div><b>CBS</b>: The Big Bang Theory (NEW), (Blank) My Dad Says (NEW), CSI (NEW), The Mentalist (NEW)</div>
<div><b>NBC</b>: Community (NEW), 30 Rock (NEW), The Office (1 hr New), The Apprentice (NEW)</div>
<div><b>FOX</b>: Bones (NEW), Fringe (NEW)</div>
<div><b>CW</b>: The Vampire Diaries (NEW), Nikita (NEW)<br>
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</div>
<h2><font class="Apple-style-span" size="4">Fun Stuff</font></h2>
<h3><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3">Gotta See This</font></h3>
<div>Uh oh... trouble at a Christmas parade in Richmond. &nbsp;Click to see the horror that happened right in front of THE CHILDREN. &nbsp;THE CHILDREN! &nbsp;</div>
<div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_j-0mpap38" id="tn5m" target="_blank" title="Watch">Watch</a></div>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_j-0mpap38" id="d780" target="_blank" title="Watch"><br>
<img height="200" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_HTgeYD8ngvk/TQAzcWyTEuI/AAAAAAAAIe8/ZbCerXRYdGE/rudolph.jpg" style="border-color:initial;border-style:initial"></a>
<h3><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3">Did You Know...</font></h3>
<div>...the average American (you and me) have saved less than 7% of the money we'd like to sock away for retirement. &nbsp;This means you need to start practicing this phrase: &nbsp;"Welcome to Walmart. &nbsp;Cart?"</div>
<div><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20101208/bs_nm/us_wellsfargo_retirement" id="c_na" title="Interesting article about your future!">Interesting article about your future!</a><br>
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<font class="Apple-style-span" size="3"><b>Who Said It?</b></font></div>
<div>"The love and what I feel inside, what we have accomplished – I don't know how to put it into words," Dion says. "It's bigger than life itself." </div>
<div>-<b>Celine Dion</b> on life with her 6-week old twins.  <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20447856,00.html" id="y:zp" title="People Magazine">People Magazine</a> has the first photos. </div>
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<h3><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3">Joke Of the Day</font></h3>
<div>A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.</div>
<div>The man said: "I was sitting behind a &nbsp;woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that the tag on her shirt was out, so I put it back in. She turned around and punched me square in the eye."</div>
<div><br>
"Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asked.</div>
<div><br>
"Well," the man said: "I figured she didn't want it in, so I pulled it back out."</div>
<br>
<h3><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3">Surf This!</font></h3>
<img align="left" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_HTgeYD8ngvk/TQAzbl-Lv7I/AAAAAAAAIe4/Eq0u_jbq12E/s128/dudlers-com.jpg">
<div>Got some down time and feel a little artsy?  Instead of sketching out a picture on your notepad, head here and do it online, with or without the help of others.  <b>Dudlers.com is a social-doodling web app</b> where you can create, share and explore doodles.  It's the most useless but fun website to come along in a while.  Check it out</div>
<div><a href="http://www.dudlers.com/" id="ecd:" title="http://www.dudlers.com/">http://www.dudlers.com/</a></div>
<br>
<h3><font class="Apple-style-span" size="3">Doggie Bag</font></h3>
<div>Um... can anyone else spot what's extremely awkward about <a href="http://i.imgur.com/OxDWp.jpg" id="rpeu" target="_blank" title="this">this</a> picture?  </div>
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<div>What your Facebook profile photo really <a href="http://www.vivaboo.com/facebook-profile-picture-winners/" id="ong5" target="_blank" title="says">says</a> about you </div>
<br>
<div>Hey, you have a nice day, too! &nbsp;<a href="http://www.break.com/photo-of-the-day/have-a-nice-day-12-06-2010" id="smkc" target="_blank" title="look">look</a></div>
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12.09.10 Thursday!

Today is Christmas Gift Memory Day!  This is the day to remember your all-time favorite Christmas gift.  What happened to it?  Today is also National Pastry Day, Christmas Card Day, and Homemade Gift Day.  Here's something for the Martha Stewart in all of us -- her ideas for homemade gifts.  Good luck with these...you'll need it.  

Does anyone have a friend...who started dating your mom or dad?  

Sounds weird, I know, but it happens.  Take Oli Lyndale, for instance.  The 26-year old is just coming to accept the fact that his mother, India, is in love with his best friend, Theo.  

"Although I have known Theo since we were around 14 and I know he's a trustworthy man, it was very difficult to ­'welcome' him as Mum's boyfriend," Oli told the Daily mail.  

Mum and best friend started dating when Theo was 20 and she was 38, and seven years later they're still going strong.  What's the creepiest part about this story -- the age difference, or the fact mummy snatched her son's BFF?  


What kind of Christmas tree do you prefer?

- The themed tree with color-coordinated ornaments and lights that match the rest of the holiday decor in your home?

- Or the standing fire hazard holding giant colored bulbs and ornaments of every shape and size that go back 50 years.  It pretty much looks like the ghost of Christmas past threw up in your living room. 

While we're talking about trees, let's give it up for 85-year old Jean Eadie who has put up the same tree every year since 1928.  The widow from Scotland seems to think people don't value things they own quite as much as they should:  

"Everybody buys things and chucks them away, which they shouldn't do. I don't know why all you young people buy clothing, and the next thing I find, you've thrown it away and got a new one. That tree -- that's there. There's no reason for throwing it away."

Top 10 Counterfeit Products For the Holidays!

You may want to think twice about those "Uggs" you're picking up at the flea market! 
SiteJabber.com put together this list based on the volume of complains registered by its users. 
 
1. UGGS
2. Coach handbags + leather items
3. Tiffany's
4. Athletic jerseys
5. Perfume
6. Nike sneakers (Air Yeezy and Air Jordans)
7. Ed Hardy and Juicy brands
8. Watches (Rolex, Omega, Tag Heur)
9. North Face
10. DVDs (especially box sets of TV series)

7 Types of Foods To Avoid On A First Date

Don't get me wrong, I love buffets.  I mean, I LOVE BUFFETS.  Endless fried chicken and mashed potatoes is what life is all about... unless you're trying to impress a date.  Guyism.com has 7 foods to avoid if you're trying to get to know each other this weekend:

7. Messy food (bbq ribs, spaghetti, nachos, etc)

6. Fast food (you suck if you take her to Arby's)

5. Burritos (this includes chili, Asian curries, and other foods that will fight your system the rest of the night -- get it?)

4. TV dinners (really?)

3. Buffets (After your four serving of apple pie, you're not the stud she thought you were)

2. Spinach (hello green teeth)

1. Onions ('nuff said)

CelebrityTweets

Why are all those trucks in front of Lionel Richie's house?  Oh, that's right, his daughter Nicole and Joel Madden will finally swap "I do's" this weekend.  Harlow will be the flower girl and a dance floor is being constructed over the pool.  There is only one strict rule -- NO DANCING ON THE CEILING.  Got it?  

Look for a Sheryl Crow cookbook in March.  "I really got interested in cooking when I got diagnosed with breast cancer almost five years ago in February. I learned a lot about nutrition because I wanted to be proactive in my cancer treatment and part of that for me was to know what I was putting into my body, immune boosting and such," she said.  

Oprah's in Australia.  Just thought you'd like to know. 

What is Angelina thinking at this exact moment?  "I love you too, Brad," or "I'm going to kill you later, Brad..."  Look

Beyonce gave her hubby a new car for his birthday.  It's a little beater called a Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport.  Jay-Z will be able to kick that thing from 0 to 60 in 2.5 seconds.  Price tag:  $2 million.  I can't WAIT until he has to put a baby-seat in the back of that thing.  


Cuttin' Cake Today

  • Donny Osmond (52)
  • Beau Bridges (69)
  • John Malkovich (57)
  • Dick Van Patten (81)


Primetime, Baby!

ABC: Shrek the Halls, Disney Prep & Landing, A Barbara Walters Special: Oprah, The Next Chapter (NEW), Barbara Walters Presents the 10 Most Fascinating People of 2010 (NEW)
CBS: The Big Bang Theory (NEW), (Blank) My Dad Says (NEW), CSI (NEW), The Mentalist (NEW)
NBC: Community (NEW), 30 Rock (NEW), The Office (1 hr New), The Apprentice (NEW)
FOX: Bones (NEW), Fringe (NEW)
CW: The Vampire Diaries (NEW), Nikita (NEW)

Fun Stuff

Gotta See This

Uh oh... trouble at a Christmas parade in Richmond.  Click to see the horror that happened right in front of THE CHILDREN.  THE CHILDREN!  

Did You Know...

...the average American (you and me) have saved less than 7% of the money we'd like to sock away for retirement.  This means you need to start practicing this phrase:  "Welcome to Walmart.  Cart?"
"The love and what I feel inside, what we have accomplished – I don't know how to put it into words," Dion says. "It's bigger than life itself." 
-Celine Dion on life with her 6-week old twins.  People Magazine has the first photos. 

Joke Of the Day

A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.
The man said: "I was sitting behind a  woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that the tag on her shirt was out, so I put it back in. She turned around and punched me square in the eye."

"Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asked.

"Well," the man said: "I figured she didn't want it in, so I pulled it back out."

Surf This!

Got some down time and feel a little artsy?  Instead of sketching out a picture on your notepad, head here and do it online, with or without the help of others.  Dudlers.com is a social-doodling web app where you can create, share and explore doodles.  It's the most useless but fun website to come along in a while.  Check it out

Doggie Bag

Um... can anyone else spot what's extremely awkward about this picture?  

What your Facebook profile photo really says about you 

Hey, you have a nice day, too!  look



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