11.04.10 THURSDAY
Guys, time to break out that ONE awesome meal you know how to make. Today is National Men Make Dinner Day. If you have NO idea what you're doing in the kitchen, but feel man enough to give it a shot -- head here -- stop at the store, buy the stuff and get cookin'! That dish rocks, and it's soooo easy. You're welcome.
Today is Use Your Common Sense Day, which applies everywhere, except Washington D.C. Honeymoon Day is today which celebrates Art Carney's six Emmys for his work on "The Honeymooners," and it's National Candy Day, which seems four days late in my opinion.
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Do you have a grandma that has a hotter dating life than you?
62-year old Carol Bone (*snicker*) was in the paper the other day claiming she's slept with more than 200 men in the last two years after joining 13 dating websites.
That's two years of one night stands even though she suffers from arthritis and back pain.
She loves men in their 30's and 40's the most, but it seems men in their 50's can't keep up with her.
Carol was in a relationship for 21 years until splitting up two years ago. She tried babysitting her grandkids and knitting, but got bored. So she joined 13 dating websites and hasn't been alone since.
Anyone have an old pet...I mean, really, really old? Like "you have no idea how they even open their eyes in the morning" old?
Glenice Bagley claims to have set a record -- by owning the oldest dog in the world. She says her sheepdog-Alsatian cross is 25-years old.
Genice rescued Sheba when she was just three in 1987 after it suffered an injury in a car crash. "She's now 25 and she thinks she's still five," she says. The dog still walks and is showing no sign of slowing down. story with picture
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Annoying things couples do that drive everyone nuts...See if you do one of the six here (insert your blog address)
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6 annoying things couples do, and how they'll destroy a relationship
These are the things that couples do in public that annoy other people, and are also a sign of trouble in their own relationship!
The Schmoopie Curse -- Pet names! According to a couple authors who penned a book called "Stop Calling Him Honey and Start Having Sex," couples who use pet names in public were not intimate in private. Pet names take away a partners sexuality and individuality.
The "We Never Fight" Lie -- This is a sign you're trying to be "relationship perfectionists." The truth is "happy couples fight."
The Implied Couple Date --This is when the boyfriend or hubby always tags along...even when it's only the girls getting together. "People in healthy relationships do things independently."
The Kid Obsession -- This is the couple that brings every aspect of their children's life to a party. The only topic on their mind is their children. Boring. Plus, talking exclusively to each other about kids desexualizes your relationship.
The Constant Fix-Ups -- This is the couple that constantly fixes their single friends up with other singles. This means they're living vicariously through their single friends in an effort to reconnect to the dating world.
Constant P.D.A.
Constant P.D.A.
How many are you guilty of? Uh oh... here's the article
Celebrity Tweets
Someone named Ryan has been following Lady Gaga everywhere she goes on tour, and it's freakin' her out. Police can do nothing about it because...Ryan is a ghost. Gaga said she's had a seance and everything, but he won't go away.
By now you've heard the Us Weekly story about an affair between Tish Cyrus, the mother of Miley, and Bret Michaels. Both deny it, but Us Weekly is sticking to their "source."
Well this isn't the first time Tish has been on the prowl. This website claims Tish has been available long before Bret Michaels, even targeting a good-looking paparazzi who was following Miley around. She invited him into her house for some "exclusive" photos. Yikes!
President Jay-Z? Yes..maybe. He told BBC Newsbeat that he may one day transition from music to politics. "Give me a chance. Maybe in 8 years, I'll be the president." First lady Beyonce? I like it!
So did Ashton Kutcher cheat on his wife? Brittany Jones said she had an affair with Demi's hubby, and the day the scandal broke, Jones says Ashton called her. To prove it, she snapped a picture of her cell phone with his phone number, the date and the time. But when Radar Online tried to verify the number, the line had already been disconnected. Hmmmmm.... who to believe....
This just in -- we love bad boys. Ratings for "Two and a Half Men" are up.
Speaking of, TMZ reports Charlie Sheen has hired a "sober coach" to live with him and follow him to work.
Kim Kardashian broke her toe. Was it was from running too hard in heels to get in front of a camera? Nope, she actually tripped over a suitcase and fell. She'll live.
Cuttin' Cake Today
- Ex-First Lady Laura Bush (64)
- Ralph Macchio (48)
- Matthew McConaughey (41)
Birthday Quiz
Our birthday boy is 41 today...
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Matthew McConaughey from "Dazed and Confused"
Primetime, Baby!
ABC: Grey's Anatomy, Grey's Anatomy (NEW), Private Practice (NEW)
CBS: The Big Bang Theory (NEW), (Blank) My Dad Says (NEW), CSI (NEW), The Mentalist (NEW)
NBC: Community (NEW), 30 Rock (NEW), The Office (NEW), Outsourced (NEW), The Apprentice (NEW)
FOX: Bones (NEW), Fringe (NEW)
CW: The Vampire Diaries (NEW), Nikita (NEW)
FUN STUFF
Gotta See This
I didn't know cats like to have...fun... thought they just slept and tore up your couch. Just make sure the window is closed when doing this one
Did You Know
Nerdy but VERY interesting tidbit: 20% of downstream Internet traffic is swallowed up by people watching streaming movies on NetFlix! 20%! That means more bandwidth is being used for Netflix than for YouTube, iTunes and Hulu. Even more amazing is the 20% is being used by less than 2% of NetFlix subscribers!
Joke Of the Day
Never say anything bad about a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. By then he’s a mile away, you have got his shoes, and your can say whatever you want to.
Surf This!
Have news, blogs and cartoons (yes, cartoons) read to you. NewsQu.com reads a rotating roster of news and blogs to you using an artificial female voice. The voice is pretty sophisticated, but it's still robotic. If the story bores you, click the arrow and she moves on to another item. Give it a try and see how long before she drives you crazy...
Doggie Bag
San Francisco has become the first major U.S. city to pass a law that cracks down on the popular practice of giving away free toys with unhealthy restaurant meals for children. (No worries -- The Hamburglar has just set up a Happy Meal Toy black market on eBay.) story
Speaking of toys -- What's wrong with a pair of toy handcuffs for kids? Oh, wait a minute -- are those....
... padded cuffs with a feather tickler and g-string underwear? (I didn't know Pam Anderson had her own line of children's toys!) story
... padded cuffs with a feather tickler and g-string underwear? (I didn't know Pam Anderson had her own line of children's toys!) story
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