ATTENTION

THERE WILL BE NO UPDATED VIRAL DJ FOR WEDNESDAY 10.20.10.  

Next blog will be posted Thursday!  See ya then!





10.19.10  TODAY IS

  • Make a Scarecrow Day
  • Evaluate Your Life Day

PHONEBUZZ

What's the most useless thing you ever purchased from a infomercial or, better yet, Skymall?

When you're sitting on an airplane with nothing else to do but thumb through Skymall, almost everything looks like something you'd love to have at home... except these.  Cracked.com has the 7 Most Useless Skymall Products:

#7 Clock Radio Hidden Camera DVR (finally, a way to ruin your relationship)



#6 Puppy Clean & Go Set (it's purse that holds...poop)



#5 Hypnotic Illumicube



#4 Men's XLR8 Black/White Shoe (what's with the logo?)



#3 Ultrasonic Dog Deterrent (for the dog that loves chasing birds into an ear screeching mess)



#2 Brobdingnagian Sports Chair (Yes, because every dude loves to feel really, really small)



#1 Wine Glass Holder Necklace (Even Lindsay Lohan knew she needed help after ordering this)



See the list here with funny consumer feedback...go!

FACEBUZZ

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This just in: There is no such thing as a unisex brain!  No way!  To prove it, 10 things mens should know about a woman's brain (insert your blog address)

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10 Things Every Man Should Know About a Woman's Brain -- this is from the brainy folks at LiveScience... get ready to learn something, guys:

#10 She loves risk during the mature years (once the kids are gone, she wants to do something fun!)

#9 She goes through adolescence twice (happens around 43 and lasts until age 48)

#8 She is affected by mommy brain (The physical, hormonal, emotional and social changes facing a woman directly after giving birth can be monumental)

#7 She is affected by pregnant brain (Progesterone makes her very sleepy, and her brain actually shrinks 4% until she delivers)

#6 She is easily turned off (this one every man knows -- certain areas of her brain must shut off to get in the mood, and they're easily turned back on!)

#5 She avoids aggression (Women, sensing a threat, instinctively try and "tend or befriend," as opposed to a man's "fight or flight" response)

#4 She responds to pain and anxiety differently (Women's brains, according to studies over the last 10 years, seem to be more sensitive to pain and fear)

#3 She hates conflict (but lack of response even more) (Women find a man's blank response unbearable.  They go to great lengths to get a reaction.  The flood of chemicals to their brain during conflict is almost on the same order as a seizure)

#2 She really is intuitive (though not magic) (women may have been selected for their ability to keep young humans alive -- which is why they know what an infant needs way before a dude.)

#1 She changes every day based on her cycle ('nuff said)

CELEBRITY TWEETS

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Look for Mel Gibson in "The Hangover" sequel.  The NY Post reported yesterday that Gibson will make a cameo as a tattoo artist.  Rumor has it the sequel centers around the guys taking a trip to Thailand to attend a bachelor party.  source

Katy Perry and Russell Brand fly to India today to kick off a 6-day extravaganza that ends with their wedding.  Private jets will usher in 50 to 75 guests including Perry's pal Rihanna.  Guests will bunk in six "pimped-out" tents.  source

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UPDATE:  Yesterday I reported that Justin Bieber was under investigation for hitting a 12-year old boy while playing laser tag in Canada.  Today, we're hearing a much different story.  Investigators have concluded that Bieber didn't hit the boy at all, but in fact, it was the boy who taunted Bieber.  Bieber was cornered by the boy who shouted homophobic insults until Justin shoved the boys hand away and left.  His father, who repeatedly announced he was a lawyer (and smelled money in the air), later filed charges. source


As a precaution, Celine Dion has been hospitalized in Florida "to prevent early delivery" of her twins.  This apparently is standard procedure, according to Reuters.  
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Lance Armstrong is a daddy again -- his girlfriend, Anna Hansen, gave birth to a little girl the couple named Olivia Marie Armstrong.  Lance has 3 other kids with his ex-wife.  source

Singer Monica is engaged.  She'll marry Shannon Brown of the L.A. Lakers.  source

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This just in... Oksana Grigorieva hired another lawyer to fight Mel Gibson in court.  This makes 40 now.  source

Former Bachelor Andrew Firestone is going to be a daddy again. His wife, Ivana, is expecting their second child in April.  Their son, Adam, is 19 months.  source

And it's no more partying for Paris Hilton who has put those days behind her because the scene is getting "old." She says she's "moving on with my life and on to bigger and better things."  source


CUTTIN' CAKE

  • John Lithgow (65)
  • Chris Kattan (40)
  • First daughter Amy Carter (43)

BIRTHDAY QUIZ

Our birthday boy hits 65 today...

AUDIO

ANSWER

John Lithgow

PRIMETIME, BABY!

ABC: No Ordinary Family (NEW), Dancing With the Stars (LIVE), Detroit 1-8-7 (NEW)
CBS: NCIS (NEW), NCIS: Los Angeles (NEW), The Good Wife (NEW)
NBC: The Biggest Loser (NEW), Parenthood (NEW)
FOX: Glee, Raising Hope, Running Wilde (NEW)
CW: One Tree Hill (NEW), Life Unexpected (NEW)

FUN STUFF

GOTTA SEE THIS

Now THIS is cool.  And the funny thing about this project is you know dad had a better time putting it together than his kid.  A father-and-son team launched a balloon and iPhone into space.  Watch what happens.  It's pretty good --


DID YOU KNOW?

College students today are cold.  COLD!  A new study found today's college students are 40% less empathetic than they were in 1979.  Today's students are less likely to describe themselves as "soft hearted" and are more likely to admit that "other people's misfortunes" don't disturb them.  Yikes.  

WHO SAID IT?

"People think by challenging me they're going to show they're tough. But I'm not tough. Decent drinker. Not such a bad kisser. But not a great fighter."
-Johnny Knoxville

JOKE OF THE DAY

Two gentlemen were discussing the sorry state of sexual morality.

"I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married," one man said self-righteously. "Did you?"

"I'm not sure," said the other, "what was her maiden name?"

SURF THIS!

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http://www.thankthanknotes.com/


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