08.11.10:  TODAY IS

  • Play in the Sand Day
  • Presidential Joke Day which remembers Ronald Reagan's off-the-record-voice test:  "My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes."  (1984)  

POP QUIZ

The Mall of America opened on this day in...

ANSWER

1992!  Fast facts:
  • 520 stores
  • four stories high
  • 4.2 million sq feet
  • cost $650 million to build
  • over 50 restaurants and 7 nightclubs
  • Mall security has their own reality show called "Mall Cops" on TLC

PHONEBUZZ

Light 'em up!

In what way do you wish men would "grow up"?

New research has discovered that the personality men have in the first grade is the personality they have for life!  Researchers compared teacher personality ratings of 144 elementary students in the 60's to interviews those same students completed 40 years later.  It turns out those behaviors observed by the teachers were almost always predictive of their personality in middle age.  

**No wonder I still love eating glue!

The author of the study concluded:  "We remain recognizably the same person."  story

FACEBUZZ

Post this:  Lawrence Fishburne's 18-year old daughter wants to do porn... is that the worst thing your kid could ever tell you?  

CELEBRITY TWEETS

  • WCNC in Charlotte is reporting that Fantasia Barrino was hospitalized following a drug overdose.  Her rep told TMZ that she was taken to Carolinas Medical Center-Pineville last night for a "medicated overdose."  She'll be okay.  Her rep says she took aspirin and sleep aids after feeling "overwhelmed by the lawsuit and the media attention" surrounding her relationship with a married man.  source

  • Speaking of, Fantasia's rep has confirmed that there was indeed a relationship with Antwaun Cook.  In her defense, she thought he and his wife were separated at the time they started dating.  She is heartbroken and sorry for any pain she may have caused.  source

  • The Kim Kardashian/Justin Bieber photo shoot results are in the September issue of Elle Mag.   The theme:  The Graduate.  Nice.  Take a looksie: go

  • Glee fans, you may want to sit down for this news -- Britney Spears will appear in one episode next season.  The show's creator says she is "100% going to be on the show."  go

  • Speaking of TV, ABC has ordered eight new episodes of Shark Tank with special guest Jeff Foxworthy.  The show gives entrepreneurs a chance to get financial backing from five multi-millionaire tycoons.  go

  • Lawrence Fishburne needs a drink.  How hard would it be for a dad to hear that his 18-year old daughter wants to do porn because she just really likes sex.  She tells E! News - "I think it was just wanting to explore sexuality," she added. "Cause I know it's such a big world I was just like, wow, well since I like sex ... I wanted to see everything that I would like, every kind of fantasy I would like and porn is a way that I could explore that."  Make a double Lawrence.  Keep an open tab.  go

CUTTIN' CAKE TODAY

  • Eric Carmen (61)
  • Chris Kelly (Kris Kross - 35)
  • Hulk Hogan (57)

BIRTHDAY QUIZ

Our birthday boy says his is bigger than yours...

AUDIO


ANSWER

Hulk Hogan!

PRIMETIME, BABY!

ABC: The Middle, The Middle, Modern Family, Cougar Town, Castle
CBS: Big Brother (NEW), Criminal Minds, CSI: NY
NBC: Minute to Win It (NEW), America's Got Talent (LIVE)
FOX: So You Think You Can Dance (LIVE)
CW: America's Next Top Model, Plain Jane (NEW)

FUN STUFF

GOTTA SEE THIS

McNugget rage!  The two best parts of the video happen at 1:22 and 2:27.  See if you agree

DID YOU KNOW?

According to OKCupid.com, people that own iPhones are more sexually active than those who own other smart phones.  "...male iPhone users have gotten busy with 10 sexual partners by age 30, compared to 8.1 for BlackBerry users (what position counts as 0.1?) and 6 for Android users. On the flipside, iPhone-wielding ladies bedded 12.3 roll-in-the-sack partners by age 30, while BlackBerry users racked up 8.8 and Android devotees managed 6.1."
full story

WHO SAID IT?

"I'm too pretty to be in jail"
-Jersey Shore's Snookie on her beach arrest on July 30th.  

JOKE OF THE DAY

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

“Quick,” said the woman to the lover: “into the closet!” and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.

The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.

“Who are you?” he demanded.

“I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,” said the exterminator.

“What are you doing in there?” the husband asked.

“I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,” the man replied.

“And where are your clothes?” asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and said: “Well, this proves you obviously have a problem!"  

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DOGGIE BAG

  • 15 over-sized things that are completely useless.  go

  • 6 horrifying ingredients in everyday cosmetics.  #1 - cholesterol!  go

  • The 7 people you always see on public transportation.  My fav - "That guy who just got on but immediately hates you."  go

  • TV characters who deserve their own spin-off's -- Yes, definitely Chloe O'Brien.  go

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