
06.25.10: THE WEEKEND!
Friday: Take Your Dog to Work Day
Saturday: Bar Code Day to mark the first supermarket bar code swipe on this day in 1974
Sunday: National Lemonade Day
IN SEARCH OF
What folks are Googlin' this morning

"nba draft" - Most of the top 20 Google searches this morning were for individual players in last night's NBA draft, so I thought I'd be generic with this one and say the Washington Wizards got the top pick of the night, John Wall, a point-guard from Kentucky. The Wizards are hoping he can be the new face of a horrible team.
Beyond draft picks, the only two searches that stood out this morning are "Justin Bieber Hermaphrodite" and "UFO Contact July 4th." Both of which disturb me deeply. I'm heading underground.
PHONEBUZZ
Light 'em up!
What is the strangest thing you've ever had for dinner?
A restaurant in Phoenix is catching some heat for a dish they're serving in honor of the World Cup -- Lion. The owner says he's received a bomb threat and 250 emails from animal rights activists after he put lion burger on the menu in honor of the soccer tournament in Africa.
The burger, served with spicy chips and roast corn on the cob, costs $21. The owner says he's soothed some concern after explaining to the protesters that the meat comes from a lion farm in Illinois, and not from the African outback.
Would you eat lion? Did you even know there were "lion farms"?
The burger, served with spicy chips and roast corn on the cob, costs $21. The owner says he's soothed some concern after explaining to the protesters that the meat comes from a lion farm in Illinois, and not from the African outback.
Would you eat lion? Did you even know there were "lion farms"?
Speaking of odd dishes... check out the first line to this story: "A French convict who killed his cellmate and ate his lung was sentenced to 30 years in prison on Thursday."
Remind me in 30 years to buy a gun. read on
How about something on a tastier note? What dessert do you wish were still around?
Here's a great list of "The 5 Greatest Discontinued Desserts"
5. Hostess Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pudding Pies

4. Jell-O Pudding Pops

3. Butterfinger Ice Cream Nuggets
2. PB Max

1. Sara Lee French Cheesecake

FACEBUZZ
Post this: Greatest milkshake in town... where?
CELEBRITY TWEETS
- CNN reports that Kal Penn left his official post at the White House on June 1st and is in Michigan this morning shooting "A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas." And yes, Niel Patrick Harris will be back playing himself in the film. more
- Look for Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol, in the July 5th episode of "The Secret Life of the American Teenager." She plays herself as one of Amy's friends at a music program for teen mothers in New York. Watch a clip here
- Bachelor star Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi will do their first interview since their break-up on July 5th. Host Chris Harrison told Entertainment Tonight he was "as shocked as anybody" when he found out they split up. more
- ABC found a way to stretch the Bachelor franchise even wider! Look for the season premiere of "Bachelor Pad" August 9th, and one of the stars will be, yes, Jake Pavelka. more
- Malin Akerman, Josh Duhamel and Katie Holmes are pushing J. Crew clothing. They wore J. Crew in their new flick "The Romantics," due out this fall. The three gathered for a photo shoot Wednesday wearing, of course, J. Crew. Why do I have a sudden urge to buy J. Crew right now? Dang you, Hollywood stars!source
- Opening this weekend: "Grown Ups" (preview)starring Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, David Spade, Rob Schneider and Salma Hayek, and "Knight and Day" (preview) starring Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz.

CUTTIN' CAKE THIS WEEKEND
Friday
George Michael (47)
Jimmy Walker (63)
Carly Simon (65)
Saturday
Gretchen Wilson (37)
Chris Isaak (54)
Chris O'Donnell (40)
Sunday
Tobey McGuire (34)
Julia Duffy (58)
H Ross Perot (79)
BIRTHDAY QUIZ
Our birthday boy is 34 today, and he's letting you off the hook
AUDIO
ANSWER
Tobey Maguire from Spider-Man 3
PRIMETIME WEEKEND
FRIDAY
ABC: Wife Swap (NEW), 20/20 (NEW)
CBS: Medium, Flashpoint (NEW), Miami Medical (NEW)
NBC: Friday Night Lights (NEW), Dateline (NEW)
FOX: Bones, House
CW: Smallville, Supernatural
SATURDAY
ABC: America's Funniest Home Vid's, Castle, Rookie Blue
CBS: Three Rivers (NEW), 48 Hrs, 48 Hrs
NBC: America's Got Talent, Law & Order: SVU
FOX: Baseball (LIVE)
SUNDAY
ABC: Ext Makeover: Home Edition, Scoundrels (NEW), The Gates (NEW)
CBS: I Get That a Lot, Daytime Emmys (LIVE)
NBC: Dateline (NEW), Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Law & Order: Criminal Intent
FOX: The Simpsons, The Cleveland Show, Family Guy, American Dad
FUN STUFF
GADGET OF THE DAY

If you're shopping at Best Buy and all of a sudden the entire wall of TV's shut down, there's a good chance someone has a TV B-Gone! For $50, this little device will shut down ANY television within a 110 meter radius. Good for shutting down your kid's bedroom TV, or every TV in the neighborhood.
DID YOU KNOW
Lazy kids: "Three out of four young teenagers have never washed their own clothes or cleaned the bathroom, a survey shows. And more than a third of 11 to 16-year olds have never cooked a meal."
GOTTA SEE THIS
New nominees for Parents of the Year -- THESE GUYS! Listen at 2:25 - "Mommy, get it off!"
WHO SAID IT
“Michael was murdered for his catalogue – that’s the bottom line. He was murdered for his catalogue and they knew that, and they knew Michael was much more, worth so much more dead than alive. His children deserve the truth. I think his parents deserve the truth, his family and his fans. Personally I think it is a slap in the face, not just to Michael but to the entire family. It’s totally unfair, it’s wrong and it was not an accident.”
-Latoya Jackson to England's GMTV on Thursday
JOKE OF THE DAY
Two explorers, camped in the heart of the African jungle, were discussing their expedition. “I came here,” said one, “because the urge to travel was in my blood. City life bored me, and the smell of exhaust fumes on the highways made me sick. I wanted to see the sunrise over new horizons and hear the flutter of birds that never had been seen by man. I wanted to leave my footprints on sand unmarked before I came. In short, I wanted to see nature in the raw. What about you?”
“I came,” the second man replied, “because my son was taking saxophone lessons.”
SURF THIS!

It's our APP OF THE WEEK! Now that you have that upgraded iPhone and can't afford anything else for a while, go garage sale shopping. iGarageSale locates and gets directions to garage sales near you. More here
GAMEBREAK!
How's your musical ear? Perfectly in tune? Find out here with Perfect Pitch. It's simple and fun. Nothing you'll play all day, though. Unless you're just THAT bored. Good luck!
DOGGIE BAG
- Ahhh... a kindergarten graduation ceremony. How cute. The little boys and girls in their caps and gowns. Mom's hitting each other in the face in the audience. Just another day in America. go!
- The good news: You got your new iPhone 4!!!! Yes! The bad news: You can't hear anyone. DOH! Users report lost reception when they touch the stainless steel band around the iPhone 4's middle. Oh, so that's why they put in the speakerphone! Brilliant, Mr. Jobs! go!
- A 56-year old woman has discovered a way to stop the neighbor's grandson from riding his loud ATV up and down the street. She walks out her door and takes off her shirt. When he rides, she strips, and grandma and grandpa rush the kid in the house. Problem solved! Police? Nah! This is Canada! go!
- A New Haven, Conn, reporter gets busted for shoplifting. She tells the police she's working on a story. Problem is --- she's a traffic reporter. Doh! go!
- A DeLand, FL, woman pleaded no contest to robbing a bank. Judge frees her because robbing a bank was on her "bucket list." Just kiddin' -- she'll probably get 15 years. go!

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