03.30.10: TODAY IS...

-Doctor's Day to celebrate the first time ether was used to prevent patient discomfort during surgery. (By the way, if your doctor says "you may feel some discomfort," or "you may feel some pressure," get ready to scream!).
POP QUIZ: It was on this day in 1999, while he inaugurated a new roller coaster in Williamsburg, VA, (this celebrity) got a shock when a bird crashed into his face. He was rushed to the hospital for minor cuts and then released. Who is he?
HINT:
ANSWER: Fabio!
Watch:
"titivating" - Did he just say what I think he said? Len Goodman, a judge on Dancing With the Stars, told Pam Anderson that she's been "titivating" herself. On her dance last night, he said, "It had a cheeky charm. You've been titavating yourself, haven't you?" Well, everyone is wondering with that means, and it is quite innocent. To "titivate" is to "smarten up." Get your head out of the gutter!
"ricky martin" - Click link or see "Celebrity Tweets" below.
"erik menendez" - Who would marry a murderer? Tammi would! Tammi Menedez-Saccoman, wife of convicted murderer Erik Menedez, was the focus of an A&E piece last night. Erik and his brother, as you remember, were convicted in 1989 for murdering their parents in a most gruesome way. Apparently Tammi fell in love with the murderer through letters following his conviction. Now, though, she's starting to question if she can continue to live the life of a wife who will never see her husband (or the wife of a CONVICTED MURDERER! HELLO? ANYONE?). Check out that creeeepy picture.
"raquel welch" - Lots of searches for Raquel Welch this morning after her appearance on Oprah's show yesterday. Everyone is talkign about how great the 69-year old is looking. She's got a new book called "Beyond the Cleavage." Watch the promo to get a looksie.
Or this:
Ever turn something down that other people would go crazy for?
Have you heard about the out-of-work math genius that can't decide if he'll take home his grand prize -- a million bucks? Grigory Perelman has the option of taking the money after solving the Poincare (pwan-kah-RAY) conjecture, which is too confusing to even explain. But since the Russian genius doesn't like attention, he's thinking about passing it up. His old math teacher thinks there may be a chance, though - "I know that this time he is seriously thinking about whether he will accept the prize. He still has some time."
All the details here
It's hard to believe you married into this last name! Your first name and his last name are a train wreck!
Did you know a man's first name can make him instantly unattractive? 6,000 people were polled, and men named Michael, James and David are the clear winners in the "Most Attractive Names" category. George and Paul, on the other hand, not so much. So take THAT, George Clooney!
Click here to see the chart and read the story
Anyone listening have their face on a restaurant wall for eating their burger?
If you have the stomach for it, check out this gallery of "50 heart-stopping hamburgers." Listen, bacon makes everything better...but a mountain of bacon between two buns may be a bit excessive.
Post this: Name the celebrity that lives closest to your house...
"I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am." That's what Ricky Martin posted on his website yesterday. Read the full statement here
Look for a comic book version of Ellen DeGeneres's life. "Female Force" tells the story of Ellen's life from her childhood in Louisiana to the comedy circuit, and later to fame on TV. Look for the comic book tomorrow with all proceeds benefiting the Humane Society of the United States.
Paul McCartney's ex-wife, Heather Mills, has managed to stay out of the news lately, but all that has changed now that her nanny filed a lawsuit claiming Mills fired her after she revealed that she was pregnant. 26-year old Sara Trumble filed a sex discrimination lawsuit and is seeking compensation.
Reports out this morning say Angelina Jolie will play the evil sorceress in a live version of "Sleeping Beauty." Disney wants Tim Burton to direct the film.
source
If you were Tiger's wife, Elin, would you tag along with him to the Masters? If you say yes, you don't know Elin. Sources tell People magazine that not only will she NOT be in Augusta, Ga, on April 8th, but she's taking her kids to see family and friends in Sweden. Good luck, honey!
From PopCrunch.com: 15 OF THE TRASHIEST PEOPLE TO EVER BECOME FAMOUS:
A few of the special 15 --
-Heidi Montag
-Britney Spears poor baby
-Lindsay Lohan lovely pic
-Steve-O pic - what an idiot
-Danny Bonaduce
-Snooki
-Octomom pic - she's been waiting her whole life for this
-Tila Tequila pic
-Shauna Sand
-Michelle "Bombshell" McGee pic
-Shauna Sand (former Playboy model) Gotta feel sorry for this kid
See the entire list here
CUTTIN' CAKE TODAY
Warren Beatty is 73
Norah Jones turns 31
Celine Dion is 42
Tracy Chapman is 46
MC Hammer turns 47
Eric Clapton is 65
Paul Reiser turns 53
BIRTHDAY QUIZ: According to a recent book, our birthday boy is said to have slept with 12,775 women over his lifetime. Who is it?
ANSWER: Warren Beatty
PRIMETIME, BABY!
ABC: Dancing with the Stars (LIVE), Lost (NEW), V (NEW)
CBS: NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, The Good Wife
NBC: The Biggest Loser (NEW), Parenthood (NEW)
FOX: American Idol (LIVE)
CW: 90210 (NEW), Melrose Place (NEW)
GADGET OF THE DAY
You've got $180 burning a hole in your pocket... what do you want to spend it on? How about a Polaroid Instant Camera! Yes, we've been transported back to 1985. It's now "retro artsy." Designed by Paul Giambarba, the camera comes with a pack of Polaroid 600 film.
GOTTA SEE THIS
"It’s Not What You Think, I Swear!"
click
DID YOU KNOW
"Those who say the tea party movement consists mostly of angry white men will have to recast their stereotyping in at least one regard — 55 percent of them are women, according to a recent Quinnipiac University poll."
source
WHO SAID IT?
"My plan is to not go back to my original size...I'm just working with the body I have now. And I want to keep the hips. I want to keep that hourglass shape. I think that's so much sexier."
-Kendra Wilkinson on the joys of motherhood. picture
JOKE OF THE DAY
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc., every time I drink coffee, I get terrible pains in my eye."
The doctor says, "Try taking the spoon out first."
SURF THIS!
If you get into sharing where you are at every moment of the day with your online audience, then here's a new alternative-- PlacePop.com claims to be the "easiest way to share the great places you go," and they throw in a rewards program for participating. Here's the question, though, when is enough, enough? How many social sites can we be bothered to update? Is it getting to be too much?
GAME BREAK!
Ok, this game make me smile. Try it out... the key: A gentle landing! Go play MONKEY LANDER!
Watch:
IN SEARCH OF...
What folks are Googlin' this morning
"ricky martin" - Click link or see "Celebrity Tweets" below.

"raquel welch" - Lots of searches for Raquel Welch this morning after her appearance on Oprah's show yesterday. Everyone is talkign about how great the 69-year old is looking. She's got a new book called "Beyond the Cleavage." Watch the promo to get a looksie.
Or this:
PHONE BUZZ
Light 'em up!Ever turn something down that other people would go crazy for?
Have you heard about the out-of-work math genius that can't decide if he'll take home his grand prize -- a million bucks? Grigory Perelman has the option of taking the money after solving the Poincare (pwan-kah-RAY) conjecture, which is too confusing to even explain. But since the Russian genius doesn't like attention, he's thinking about passing it up. His old math teacher thinks there may be a chance, though - "I know that this time he is seriously thinking about whether he will accept the prize. He still has some time."
All the details here
It's hard to believe you married into this last name! Your first name and his last name are a train wreck!
Did you know a man's first name can make him instantly unattractive? 6,000 people were polled, and men named Michael, James and David are the clear winners in the "Most Attractive Names" category. George and Paul, on the other hand, not so much. So take THAT, George Clooney!
Click here to see the chart and read the story

If you have the stomach for it, check out this gallery of "50 heart-stopping hamburgers." Listen, bacon makes everything better...but a mountain of bacon between two buns may be a bit excessive.
FACEBUZZ

CELEBRITY TWEETS
"I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am." That's what Ricky Martin posted on his website yesterday. Read the full statement here
Look for a comic book version of Ellen DeGeneres's life. "Female Force" tells the story of Ellen's life from her childhood in Louisiana to the comedy circuit, and later to fame on TV. Look for the comic book tomorrow with all proceeds benefiting the Humane Society of the United States.
Paul McCartney's ex-wife, Heather Mills, has managed to stay out of the news lately, but all that has changed now that her nanny filed a lawsuit claiming Mills fired her after she revealed that she was pregnant. 26-year old Sara Trumble filed a sex discrimination lawsuit and is seeking compensation.
Reports out this morning say Angelina Jolie will play the evil sorceress in a live version of "Sleeping Beauty." Disney wants Tim Burton to direct the film.
source
If you were Tiger's wife, Elin, would you tag along with him to the Masters? If you say yes, you don't know Elin. Sources tell People magazine that not only will she NOT be in Augusta, Ga, on April 8th, but she's taking her kids to see family and friends in Sweden. Good luck, honey!
From PopCrunch.com: 15 OF THE TRASHIEST PEOPLE TO EVER BECOME FAMOUS:
A few of the special 15 --
-Heidi Montag
-Britney Spears poor baby
-Lindsay Lohan lovely pic
-Steve-O pic - what an idiot
-Danny Bonaduce
-Snooki
-Octomom pic - she's been waiting her whole life for this
-Tila Tequila pic
-Shauna Sand
-Michelle "Bombshell" McGee pic
-Shauna Sand (former Playboy model) Gotta feel sorry for this kid
See the entire list here
CUTTIN' CAKE TODAY
Warren Beatty is 73
Norah Jones turns 31
Celine Dion is 42
Tracy Chapman is 46
MC Hammer turns 47
Eric Clapton is 65
Paul Reiser turns 53

ANSWER: Warren Beatty
PRIMETIME, BABY!
ABC: Dancing with the Stars (LIVE), Lost (NEW), V (NEW)
CBS: NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, The Good Wife
NBC: The Biggest Loser (NEW), Parenthood (NEW)
FOX: American Idol (LIVE)
CW: 90210 (NEW), Melrose Place (NEW)
FUN STUFF

You've got $180 burning a hole in your pocket... what do you want to spend it on? How about a Polaroid Instant Camera! Yes, we've been transported back to 1985. It's now "retro artsy." Designed by Paul Giambarba, the camera comes with a pack of Polaroid 600 film.
GOTTA SEE THIS
"It’s Not What You Think, I Swear!"
click
DID YOU KNOW
"Those who say the tea party movement consists mostly of angry white men will have to recast their stereotyping in at least one regard — 55 percent of them are women, according to a recent Quinnipiac University poll."
source
WHO SAID IT?
"My plan is to not go back to my original size...I'm just working with the body I have now. And I want to keep the hips. I want to keep that hourglass shape. I think that's so much sexier."
-Kendra Wilkinson on the joys of motherhood. picture
JOKE OF THE DAY
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc., every time I drink coffee, I get terrible pains in my eye."
The doctor says, "Try taking the spoon out first."
SURF THIS!

GAME BREAK!
Ok, this game make me smile. Try it out... the key: A gentle landing! Go play MONKEY LANDER!
And finally...Why I love being a guy...
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