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Hey there, and happy Tuesday --- I got wrapped up in a pretty bad traffic jam yesterday, and after a long wait, I determined that you know all you need to know about someone by the way they act in jammed up traffic. I even came up with little labels (heck, what else did I have to do?)

The cheater ---That's the person who drives up the shoulder passing everyone because their day is much more important than yours.
The opportunist --- This is the driver that stays open lane all the up to the point they have to merge, passing everyone who's been waiting patiently. They are also the same people that flip everone off because nobody will let them in.
The Mayor --- This is the person who moves over and blocks open lanes to prevent people from cheating.
The head pounder -- This is the person that pounds their head on the steering wheel because a sign 5 miles back said there was a jam up. That's me, the head pounder.

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